Welcome to my listings on Bonanza!  I’m yet another refugee from the other site, you know, the one I can’t mention by name because I’m too afraid of getting a “cease and desist” letter from their legal department.

Yes, THAT website.

I do NOT make obscene profit on shipping & handling. If I overcharge it is only for the sake of convenience in listing; you only pay the actual shipping and any balance is refunded to you.

That said, I’ve been selling a long time and I pride myself on being the most honest seller on the web.

I bend over backwards to provide excellent photos, short but concise descriptions and measurements when there is no manufacturer’s size/spec tag.

Having said that, I do not provide additional measurements or photos because in my many years of selling I learned that people almost never purchase the item! Sorry, but I have to do what is in my best interest and that means saving time, MY time.

If there is a maker’s flaw, rip, tear, stain, bald spot or otherwise damage worth showing, then I’ll show it in the photos and/or mention it in the Item Title or Item Description.

Cat fur included at no extra charge. That means that I have two cats in my house and I let them sleep on any damned thing that they want to, including my merchandise as I photograph it for listing.

I do not smoke and neither do my cats.

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Trousers are in used, poor to very good condition depending on your POV.

Some bozo shortened the inseam by two inches and didn't do a very good job of it, either.

Actual inseam measures 31 inches as written in the Item Title.

I've been selling online for TWENTY years and the number of booger-eating morons who message me asking: "If the tag says 33 inches, why did you write "31"? never ceases to amaze me. Now you know who these Joe Biden voters are...

No major rips, tears, stains or odors other than the cuffs as shown with ample pencils for detail...

Price includes shipping and a belt & buckle, provided that I have one in a size "Bubba".